My husband and I were married last year in India, and received this as a gift. It is white plastic with fake “ruby” accents. It looks like Dr. Who marries Slutty Transsexual Jesus. I must say it was a good gift though, as it made my usually too-serious husband laugh for about 30 minutes straight.
Disclaimer: There is absolutely nothing wrong with Dr. Who, sluts, transsexuals, or Jesus. It’s just that none of these represent us well as an Asian, monogamous, cisgender Hindu couple. -Iora
A lovely dollar store notepad cutsomized with the letter J. Too bad my name’s Leanne

A dinosaur head comb - with its very own fake fossil carrying case. As a 50th birthday present from my wealthy aunt. Really? -Gerry
My girlfriend received this shirt from her own PARENTS. Shows how well they know her….. -greenday69000
The past couple christmases and birthdays my aunt and uncle have decided that, instead of getting me a gift, they would make a $50 donation to a charity in my name. I am 100% all for charity donations for gifts, I think they’re wonderful. My aunt and uncle, however, instead of making donations to any one of the many charities I am passionate about (and it is no secret that I’m passionate about them, my whole family knows) have decided to make all of the donations to a charity supporting their church in New York. Not only do I not live anywhere near New York, but I’m not even Christian. Come on? If you’re going to make a donation in someone’s name as a gift, try to at least make it meaningful to that person. -Diana